Calendars seem simple at first, but no system survives first context with reality. Let’s go through what types of calendars exist and how to support them all in one codebase. Our eventual focus will be on producing a calendar for games — but those more on the Dwarf Fortress end of the spectrum.
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I created Subtex, a LaTeX-inspired markup language for ebooks. Here, I’m going to talk about what caused me to create this language, what it does, and what’s interesting about it.
I’ve been seeing a lot of recommendations for the Firebird’s Son trilogy by Darth Marrs. They praise the worldbuilding. I really don’t see it, and I’m tired of repeating why, so I’m cataloguing it here.
The Firebird’s Son trilogy is a work of Harry Potter fan fiction. The premise is that, in the UK, there is a strongly matriarchal society, there are about three women for every man, and birth rates are rather low. Furthermore, men and women bond the first time a man has sex, and that bond transfers magic power from the man to the woman.
The sheer number of things that don’t make sense in the story is mind-boggling.
Men are rare — or not
Men are rare and therefore valuable, right? Except almost nothing in the story reflects that.
If men were rare, they would be protected, from infancy to death. What we actually see is a surprising degree of callousness. Boys are allowed to play Quidditch, for instance, despite the risk of injury. And men are even allowed to join the DMLE.
Why? It doesn’t make any sense!
Furthermore, malnutrition can erode your magic power, which (as we’ll discuss soon) impacts your ability to form bonds. But nobody checked on Harry to see that he was being well fed.
Men lose magic power
Men are expected to enter a bond and lose most of their magic. Then, if they have enough magic left, they’re expected to enter another bond. And again, and again, until they’re barely able to hold a wand.
(Squibs, meanwhile, supposedly tend to leave magical society because it’s too tough for them to be able to see magic without being able to perform it. How much worse must it be to be able to do so little when only a few years prior you could do so much more!)
Boys need some amount of magic training, otherwise they’re a danger to themselves and others. However, they don’t need as much as women. It’s a waste of their time and their hope to teach them more magic than necessary for them to control their power.
It would be sensible for men to take administrative positions that benefit less from magic. Accounting should be a popular course for boys.
Bonding is spoken of as if it’s serious business. On the ground, people treat it as if it’s important and weighty. At the administrative level, nobody seems to care much about it.
Bonding is the core of family structure, so it’s not something you want to jump into. Also, bonding someone too young will kill them or render them catatonic. So a sensible person would try to keep boys and girls separate, right? At least in unsupervised conditions — kids aren’t going to molest each other under a teacher’s watchful eye.
But Darth Marrs thinks it’s sensible to keep everyone in the same boarding school, on the same Quidditch teams, with easy access to each other. The only vague sop to separating them he institutes is that they can’t have classes together until fourth year — as if kids tend only to be sexually active before they turn fourteen while in a classroom.
The covens (old, powerful groups of witches) tend to control bonding. They would want to crack down on unauthorized bonding, so segregated classes would be high on their agenda. Women who bond without their consent tend to be in for a rough time (though they can gain status from having a powerful husband), and we don’t really see love matches. Plus if there’s a tacit attempt to get men to rebel more often, bonding won’t help.
Really, no authority figure benefits from unauthorized bonding, and all of them should be in favor of gender segregation.
One problem the series tries to drive home is the declining population in Magical Britain. Everyone talks about it, so you’d expect someone would do something about it.
Combine that with the high gender imbalance and the limits on polygyny, and you should naturally get a high rate of halfbloods with magical mothers. Do we? It doesn’t seem like it. If there were, we’d see population growth, since some 70% of the population is capable of bearing young. Instead of needing two children to break even, as we see in real life, two children would give a 40% increase.
If that doesn’t work, men can’t form a second bond without their first bond-holder’s consent. So you can have a high degree of polygyny without lots of bonding, right? Except nobody has thought of that.
If that also doesn’t work, artificial insemination.
And if that also doesn’t work, research other methods of conception. Find a way to terminate bonds without hurting everyone to ensure that men always have bondmates that can bear children. Try something else. Try something!
But nobody tries anything. Nobody cares.
Similarly, Muggleborns tend to die because they don’t have a witch’s breastmilk. But there’s no attempt to locate them and find them wetnurses, which would add to the magical population.
Everything above was major, story-changing stuff, things that would require the plot to be scrapped or at least major portions of the story to be rewritten. There are also plenty of minor things that could be fixed with smaller modifications:
- Eleven-year-olds engage in sexual banter.
- Harry is an Aether, which is rare and unusual and indicates upheaval. Is it worth keeping him around and in possession of his faculties? Why isn’t he tracked more closely?
- There are not just traditions but important social structures around polygyny. The current situation has been around for nine generations. Is that really long enough to create these social structures?
- Kingsley Shacklebolt is a member of the DMLE. Safety aside, does he have enough magic power to do his job?
- Students take 14 hours per week of Muggle Studies. It’s unclear how many years she teaches, but if it’s even two full years, she’s working very long hours. (Recall that there are at least two classes.)
- Lucius Malfoy went to Azkaban. Does it have any impact on fertility? The bonds? If so, it probably wouldn’t be allowed, but it doesn’t seem likely that Dementors would leave you in a good condition for begetting more children.
- Magical people are “genetically incompatible” with Muggles starting when they turn forty. THAT’S NOT HOW GENETICS WORKS.
What can we learn from this?
Overall, it seems like Darth Marrs had an idea of what style of world he wanted and tried to patch it to make it make sense. But he stopped after one set of patches, ending up with something that only bears up under five minutes of scrutiny, if that. This might be better than average, but it’s still lazy or inept, and I can’t tolerate it.
If you want bulletproof worldbuilding, you need to be adversarial about it. You need to be able to ask in one moment “how do I make this world into one that I want?” and in the next “how might people living in this world break it?” You have to turn the pillars of your universe into problems to be solved and then try to solve them.
Or if that’s too much, you can simply say: there are people working on these problems, but they’ve encountered difficulties and have no working results yet.
Darth Marrs didn’t, and the story suffers for it.
This post is about GURPS. It’s a tabletop roleplaying game, vaguely similar to D&D.
Enchanting in GURPS is a moderately debated topic.
The cost of entry for enchanting is Magery 2 and ten spells from different colleges. Then you need the Enchant spell at effective skill 15, plus skill 15 for whatever other spells you want to enchant on an item. That’s only 35 character points, and it’s normal to start with 100-150. So far, so good.
Enchanting costs energy points. There are two ways to enchant: quick and dirty, or slow and sure. With quick and dirty enchantment, you spend your own energy in the form of fatigue points to create an item quickly. With slow and sure enchantment, you use ambient magic instead.
Assuming your energy reserves are large enough and you buy level 20 on the Recover Energy spell, you can enchant 528 points of magic items per day using the Quick and Dirty method. This requires you to have at least 48 points of FP / Energy Reserve available.
You can enchant magic items to produce any effect you could create with a spell. There are a bare handful of spells you can enchant for 50 energy. Useful spells tend to start around 400 energy. To buy an Energy Reserve for enchanting, you must spend at least 1.5 character points per point of Energy Reserve — so if you want to enchant a vaguely useful spell with the Quick and Dirty method, you need to spend six hundred character points.
But wait! There’s Slow and Sure enchantment!
Slow and Sure enchanting doesn’t require any huge energy reserve. Instead, it requires time. Specifically, it requires one day per energy point of the item. Divide that by the number of people involved in the enchantment — oh, but reduce the effective skills for enchanting by one for every person you add. And you can’t interrupt the process without the enchantment regressing.
For instance, I’ve got a ton of downtime between campaign arcs. I decide to take my enchanter and make some sweet magic item. A Staff of Lightning, specifically. I must already know Lightning at skill level 15 or more to make this item. And at the end, I have a Staff. It cost me 800 days and $1200 to build.
How good is this?
When you know a spell at skill 15, you can cast it with one less energy point, but you need to say a few quiet words or make a small gesture to cast. If you are gagged and your fingers are bound, you can’t cast a spell at skill 15 — but you can use a magic item. So building the Staff of Lightning was a bit of a tradeoff, yes?
Not really. Your captors aren’t going to leave you a staff but bind your fingers and mouth. If you enchanted a Ring of Lightning, that would be more reasonable, though in a setting with magic items, you’ll probably be searched for jewelry. (Time to make a Necklace of Lightning instead and tie it around your thigh.) Spells, on the other hand, can’t be removed from you.
So that’s two disadvantages to the item — extra FP to cast, -5%; can be stolen, -30% — and one advantage — no signature, +20%. So it’s objectively worse than just casting the spell, according to the game’s builtin cost metrics.
I could alternatively have done self-study the whole time. During the enchantment process, I gained eight character points to be divided between Lightning and Enchant — probably evenly. Evening self-study earns me as many points again, but on any skills I want.
If I had gone for self-study alone, I could have gotten Lightning to skill 20. This would reduce my casting signature, just like building the magic item. 125% of the time to get +35% the advantage.
The Invisible Hand?
The only use for enchanting items is when you purchase them, not when you produce them, right?
You can trade the thirty points you spent on Very Wealthy and the twenty on Independent Income, and you save up for the better part of a year to buy that Staff of Lightning right out. But you could have spent those points to buy Magery 1 and Lightning at skill 15, with six other okay spells that you can try.
But points spent on Wealth get a superlinear payout. I could spend 75 points on Multimillionaire 1 and ten on Independent Income. This gets me enough starting cash to buy three magic items like a Ring of Lightning, and I can buy another every month. Good, yes? I do need to spend at least fifteen points on Magery, though — Lightning has an effect based on my level of Magery, and that’s not inherited from item creation.
So, I spent 100 points on a character who can cast three spells and gets an extra spell or two free per month. I could alternately have spent a hundred points on Magery 3 and a fair number of spells that I could use from the start of the campaign.
When should I enchant something for my party?
As far as I can tell, it makes sense to seek a magic item when you have a spell you must be able to cast, but you can’t spend the time it would require to learn that spell and can’t hire someone who knows it. (You have to be a mage to use most magic items, and you need to have access to the related college. So there’s no avoiding Magery.)
So presumably you are not a single-college mage, and the spell has a large number of prerequisites, and you’ve got a giant pile of cash.
But there’s another side to this: you need enough of a market for magic items that people have already produced the item you need. Since it’s pretty much the realm of multimillionaires to purchase magic items, that’s not really happening. As a GM, I strive to produce consistent worlds, so I could only allow a bare handful of magic items, crafted by tinkerers and people thinking more of their legacy than their own power.
Perhaps in advanced age, mages tend to take up either enchanting or teaching, so with a thousand mages in existence you tend to get another couple dozen magic items a year. But this still makes magic items rare and especially valuable.
In short, magic items are not a commodity, and you wouldn’t usually want to use one, so I’m not sure why they’re even in the game.
Making magic items better
The “can be stolen” limitation isn’t going away. We can reduce it by enchanting bracers, chokers, and rings instead of staves.
The extra FP cost is troublesome. Most of the interesting spells cost at least two FP. At skill 15, that’s a 50% reduction — you can cast the spell twice as often on your own. But we can address that by embedding powerstones.
An embedded powerstone gives you two extra points of use per day. (Double in a high mana environment.) So if you enchant up a ten-point powerstone — which requires knowing the Powerstone spell at level 15 — you can store twenty FP worth of item use. You need at least 20 FP to start with in order to cast Powerstone, though.
While this doesn’t fix the idea behind enchanting, you can add an Ally group of enchanters (6-10 individuals, appears fairly often, Duty to assist them with their enchanting, etc). Unfortunately, to take advantage of a group of enchanters, the leader of the enchantment needs to know the spell at skill 15 + the number of assistants. Everyone else needs the spell at skill 15 to contribute any appreciable amount of energy. So that won’t get you any magic items for spells you can’t cast, though it might get you a magic item in a few hours that gives you an effective +5 to skill on one spell (in exchange for costing more fatigue).
I need more power!
In a higher-tech environment, TL5 and above, you can use electricity to power spells with the Draw Power spell (Magic 180). You get ten energy points per kilowatt-hour of electricity. This makes quick and dirty enchanting much easier.
You do need at least 60 FP to maintain this spell for the full hour it takes to cast the most basic enchantment — or get a friend who knows Draw Power and Lend Energy, and they can restore energy to you while you enchant. (You could even enchant this into an item…)
Now you get ten energy points per hour of casting per kilowatt of generation. Get six portable generators off Amazon and you can draw all the power you need that way, for up to twelve hours of enchanting — more, if your friend refuels them for you.
If you’re looking at a magitech world, you can produce a windmill and power it by enchanting Wind (Magic 195). A moderately sized windmill could easily produce enough power for one person to enchant all day long with the Quick and Dirty method.
If you use this technique, you still need to add Power 2 to your magic items to make them useful to you. That will cost you ten hours.
With this technique, the Vigil spell (Magic 138), and a rotating team of people (or magic item) casting Lend Energy, you can produce a magic item worth over 3,000 energy points.
The fixed costs are the generator (which I’d put at $50,000 to $200,000, 5% maintenance per year), the Wind enchantment ($20,000 using default calculations, 5% maintenance per year), and the enchanting lab (wild guess $5,000 to $10,000; 20% maintenance per year). The labor costs are two Comfortable salaries for one hour per hundred points of enchantment, plus a surcharge over 12 hours. (A comfortable salary works out to $14/hour at TL5, $19/hour at TL6, etc.)
With this, a normal magic item at TL6 will cost $50 + $28 for every 100 energy points, with a margin for profit. (The rate increases around 1200 energy points.) A Staff of Lightning will probably retail for $350. Adding Power 2 to it will double the price.
That’s less than a broadsword. On the other hand, you can use this technique to produce broadswords with Shape Metal, which will reduce the cost of a sword. And there are all sorts of things you can do with magic: create food with it; create water, turn it into hydrogen fuel cells, and turn that hydrogen into Essential Fuel to power your spells; rings of Illusion Disguise and Warmth in lieu of clothing…
Can we save low-tech magic?
If you have a TL4-ish campaign, how do you make magic items worthwhile?
Add Power 1 by default
Right now, there are advantages to a few magic items even without Power 1. An Earring of Freedom or Ring of Blink helps when you’re trapped. But these tend to be marginal. You’re in a situation where you can’t use your innate magic freely enough, so you turn to a magic item instead.
But for most items, you’ll use them when you’re already free to use spells. If you enchanted the item, it’s worse than casting the spell. At least with Power 1, you get even with casting directly.
Base item power on Enchant
Right now, you need to know the spell at skill 15 in order to enchant it, and the power of the item is based on how well you know the equivalent spell. If we relaxed that and made it so that a high Enchant skill increases the quality of the item above your skill level with the spell, you have an incentive to enchant things.
For instance, I learned Lightning at skill 12, and I have Enchant at skill 25. I produce a Staff of Lightning that acts as if I’m casting with skill 19, perhaps (halfway between, round down).
Improve Slow and Sure speed
If Slow and Sure enchanting provides one energy point per hour rather than per day, you can afford magic items without being a multimillionaire. You can craft them in your downtime — your Staff of Lightning will only take you three months and change, being equivalent of two character points in self-study. But that’s still worse than just casting the spell, in most ways, and you spent probably 15 points on Enchant and five points on miscellaneous spells you wouldn’t otherwise get.
Split the party
If your party gets split often and there are a few essential mage spells, enchanting can ensure that nobody’s without those essential spells.
You might need to relax the ubiquitous “Only usable by mages” requirements, or give everyone Magery 0.
Cut energy costs
If you divide energy costs for magic items by a reasonable fraction, like 5x, you improve Quick and Dirty enchanting tremendously and make Slow and Sure enchanting feasible.
Add more energy sources
Paut is an expensive alchemical concoction that you can consume to get energy to spend on casting. There are alternate rules allowing rare materials to defray the energy costs of item creation.
You could rule that some fraction of the energy cost of an item can be paid with items, and you can price those items appropriately for your campaign. For instance, 80% of the item cost can come from mandrake and wolfsbane extracts and gold-inlaid obsidian, at a minimum of $1/point. That Staff of Lightning with Power 2 costs $1440 plus 360 days’ labor instead of 1800 days’ labor. You dropped the cost by 75% or more. That’s still only available for Wealthy people for now, but by TL6 they’ll be commonplace, even without turning electricity into enchantments.
Who needs humans?
Instead of enchanting one item, I enchant a golem to enchant items.
I might only be able to get one type of item from a golem. And they might only be able to do slow and sure enchanting. But imagine a giant warehouse with nothing but golems in it, each churning out magic items.
It might take a year to produce a decent golem, but they tend to last, don’t need rest, and don’t ask for wages. After ten years, I could have ten golems, each producing one item per year, for a total of 45 items produced. If you’re sticking with hand-crafting everything, you’ll only have ten items to show for it.
GURPS enchanting doesn’t afford feasible magic items until you mix in technology, but there are plenty of things you can do to make a plausible industry from it.
I bought a season of a television show on Google Play and am watching it on PC, via the web interface. And it’s not great.
I want to watch the series in order, naturally. So of course the UI supports that; I can start watching episode 1, and when it finishes —
Oh, it doesn’t actually advance me to episode 2 at that point. It sticks a loading animation on top of the final frame and does nothing. I have to close the playback screen and manually select the next episode.
Well, that’s okay; at least it tells me which episodes I’ve watched, right? Well, turns out that’s a mobile-only feature. The web interface doesn’t show that information.
If I start watching an episode, though, I can at least see the title of it in order to find the next episode in the list, right? Well, actually, turns out that doesn’t work. I just finished watching episode 10, and it’s got the info for episode 7 up. (At least, I think it was episode 10. It might have been 9. Don’t know until I try it!)
Okay, that’s bad, but at least it’s easy to navigate to the shows I’ve purchased, right? It actually isn’t that hard — I’d prefer it if it showed those to you by default and let you go to a store page with an extra click, rather than showing you the store and then giving the option to look at just what you can watch right away. But in my case, I’ve purchased season 1 of the show, and when I go to “My movies & TV” and click on the show, it takes me to season 2, which I don’t even own.
I can watch stuff successfully, and that’s even on Linux, so bonus points for that. And I can watch on my Android tablet — without even installing a third-party app store. The Android version even has a little progress indicator to tell you how much of an episode you’ve watched, which is pretty handy the first time you watch something. (Can you reset those progress indicators? I doubt it. So it’s only good for the first binge.)
What do I want?
- Let me get to my library fast. Two clicks is the absolute maximum.
- When I go to a television show, if I came there from my library, show me the last season I’ve watched part of.
- Include next/previous links for seasons. There’s currently a dropdown, which, if I’m in season 4 of Stargate, isn’t so handy.
- Always, always show me where I am. Highlight the episode I’m watching in the episode list, and show the summary of the episode when I’m done watching it (instead of showing another episode’s summary).
- Always show which episode I’ve most recently watched, if I’m not watching something already.
- Maybe list when you’ve last watched each episode.
It’s not that hard. You use the product for two hours and these problems become obvious.
Now, I’m not faulting Google engineers here. Even people of Google quality could implement these changes within a few months. It’s product management that’s at fault, an emphasis on whitespace and a lack of UI elements over functionality. I hope they get over it eventually.
What else is there to the UI? Your main page on Movies & TV has a list of movies followed by a list of television episodes. The episodes are categorized by series, which is good. They’re ordered by purchase date, I believe. If you buy a whole season at once, though, they’re ordered from last episode to first. That…is stupid.
When you’re looking at a single season, you see each episode as a card, and the cards are shown in a grid four wide. A list would be easier to use — you’ve just got one dimension to worry about, and that gives you more width for titles, which are usually cut off. (The cards give you about 15 characters, so I can see titles such as “Auld Acquaint” and “Hurricane Fluff”.) If you used a list, you could also accordion out each episode.
There’s a little red checkmark on episode cards for episodes you own. On the mobile app, there’s also a red checkmark — but this indicates whether you’ve downloaded the item, not whether you own it. It’s not self-explanatory either way.
I think the key takeaway is that people who design these things must be forced to use them if you want anything vaguely usable. But maybe they did use it and still came up with this. Not sure. And maybe I should become a UI usability expert.
I recently picked up a copy of the first few volumes of Supergirl (2011) and Blackest Night. They’ve all got the same problem: they’re outrageously rushed.
The amount of dialogue and the number of scenes in two hundred pages of comic (which is about average for Supergirl) is roughly even with 1-2 hours of a television show. A volume is expected to comprise one story arc. It introduces new characters, creates a conflict, and then resolves the conflict.
In a television show, a season might comprise one story arc and several filler episodes. This lets you tell a more involved story. It lets you cover more plot and show characters in more depth. This is a good thing in general. If you don’t have that much space to tell more story, you can work with it — you introduce fewer characters, make the conflicts more immediate, and tell smaller stories. But you have to work with it.
In both Supergirl and Blackest Night, the authors didn’t. They made no concessions to the medium. It’s a problem. I think they were trying to map one issue to a television episode, roughly, but they only have time for three to four scenes per issue, while even a half hour television show can cover a lot more ground.
Take Supergirl. Kara Zor’El finds a human who can speak Kryptonian: Siobhan. Instant trust. They’ll risk their lives for each other immediately. On television, we’d see several scenes of them interacting and building a friendship first. Later, Kara finds a character named H’El, whom she trusts deeply and implicitly after exchanging a few words. In a television series, there would be at least a little interaction between them, giving time for that trust to build.
This is bad. It’s unrealistic and paints characters as hopelessly naive and idealistic. At best, readers will assume that the character building and essential interaction is happening in some other series featuring the same characters. Is it? I doubt it, and I’d have to consult several wikis and spend $50 to check.
Blackest Night, on the other hand, relies on several years’ worth of comics to set the stage. It’s clear that a large number of heroes died, but if this were the opening to a television season, we’d have something to remind us how they died. (It’s perhaps unfair to compare New 52 titles to previous works, granted.) It introduces its antagonists as a primal force rather than characters and does nothing to show their motivations. Their origins are given very little time; you might as well describe Alan Scott’s origin story by saying that, in the beginning of the universe, the white light of life separated into the emotional spectrum, and Scott received an artifact that allowed him to use the green light of will.
Actually, that’s a more adequate and thorough origin story than we’re given for the antagonists in Blackest Night.
The result is a lot of confusion. In this case, since we’re starting with characters with a lot of history behind them, we don’t have the same problem with a lack of characterization — except for one Heel Face Turn and the primary antagonist — but we do have a horribly rushed main conflict.
This is bad storytelling.
It’s two types of bad storytelling in two different series, but it’s motivated by the same thing: reducing the number of pages to explore a given conflict. Because artwork is expensive to produce and expensive to print. And that is simply unfortunate.
If we just disbanded the NSA on the grounds that it’s overstepped its bounds and isn’t providing sufficient value, I doubt we’d notice. But the police are more integrated with society. They handle issues that are more likely to affect us.
Police in the US have started killing people for their skin color. They rape sex workers as if it’s their job — and according to their police chiefs, it is. They are explicitly told to make drug arrests in predominantly POC neighborhoods — primarily black, also Hispanic. They’re subject to no effective oversight. The public in the US has the patience and attention to see one or two officers tarred and feathered per year, but the primary effect is to force the officer in question to move to another county and get another job on another police force.
To be clear, not every officer is killing black people. Not every officer is raping sex workers. Not every officer is targeting black kids for drug arrests. But it’s easy to find a department to support you after you’ve murdered an unarmed black man. Every officer who is assigned to vice is raping sex workers or actively assisting with the process. Police departments are assigning cops quotas and patrols specifically to ensure that it’s mainly black kids being arrested for recreational drug possession.
The problems are too widespread, and many of them are baked into the political structures of policing. At this point, it would be a herculean task (or possibly sisyphean) to root out the corruption and outright evil in police departments. It’s much more efficient, much cleaner, to tear them to the ground and replace them with something else. Something designed to protect people from itself above all.
So what are police good for, and what should they be good for, that we want a replacement to handle?
Help people obey the law
The police as is don’t help people to obey the law. They will inform you that you are violating the law and process you so your punishment can be assigned. In routine cases, this means they will enact a fine. In less routine cases, they will transport you to a jail to be reviewed by a judge, possibly with jury involvement.
Ideally, we will provide people to help you obey the law.
Traffic safety provides a lot of tickets. Part of that is vehicle maintenance. If you have a busted tail light, a police officer will pull you over and talk to you about it, tell you to get it fixed, maybe issue a fine. How about hiring traveling auto mechanics instead? You drive around and see someone has a broken tail light, so you pull them over and ask if you can fix it for them. You see that someone has an expired inspection sticker, so you schedule an inspection for them — and you can even offer to drive the vehicle over if they’re having trouble getting to the shop.
You need licenses to do a variety of things. Selling certain items, for instance. A police officer would close down your store, issue a citation, maybe arrest you, depending. We want people who will instead walk you through the process of getting that license. We want roving ombudspeople.
Police are sometimes called in, in places where they’re still respected (or at least feared less than someone who’s presenting a more immediate threat), to resolve disputes between people. The median required training duration for conflict resolution among police schools that require it is eight hours. One in six schools don’t even require it.
We need mediators.
We need neutral mediators who are not going to threaten to send you to jail for calling them to help you get away from an abuser. (It’s becoming increasingly common for police responding to domestic violence calls to simply throw all adult parties in jail.) The mediators need to be able to bring abuse victims to shelters and remove abusers from homes. For situations that aren’t cut and dried, they need conflict resolution training, and probably more than a one-day seminar packed in the middle of combat training.
Since these cases can turn violent, these mediators have to be able to avoid injury. They might need defense training beyond avoiding injury. I don’t know. It’s a bad sign if that sort of training is often called for; it means the mediation portion of the training isn’t sufficient or isn’t right. Maybe we can start out with people working in pairs: a mediator who goes in first and a bouncer as backup who stays outside unless called for.
Crime will still happen. We need people with the necessary training and equipment to track down criminals in cases where tracking them down is important. Beat cops don’t help much here. It’s detectives and crime scene analysis people and the FBI. We could incorporate it all into the FBI. However, that might simply turn the FBI into today’s cops.
This is a hard problem. I’m still looking for options.
Stopping crimes in progress
Police attempt to stop crimes as they happen. In the case of violent crime from a determined perpetrator, that requires equipment and training to enact violence on people. Insofar as such people are needed, we should not conflate their roles with the other roles that cops are or should be fulfilling today.
Preventing crime is not a goal for police.
Crime prevention is difficult to attribute to individual officers. If a district patrolled by twenty cops sees a 5% reduction in crime year-over-year, that might net a bonus to the officers who patrol there. But nobody gets to police chief by seeing a reduction in crime. They get promotions for more measurable and attributable actions.
They get rewarded for sending people to prison.
That’s the opposite of what we want. We want fewer criminals. We should rejoice if the NYPD didn’t find anyone to arrest for a week. But our incentives are perverse.
Crime prevention in general is a multifaceted thing, and a police force or the equivalent isn’t going to stop all crime. But there are some obvious things we can do to reduce violence.
Ban automatic and semiautomatic firearms, institute a buyback program, and we would likely see a strong reduction in firearm-related suicide and homicide. (Australia saw a 70% reduction in firearm-related suicides following their buyback program. Their homicide rate was insufficient to see statistically significant reductions, even with a 50% drop, because they just don’t have that much murder.)
Improve education. There’s correlation between dropping out of high school and committing crime. The Alliance for Education estimates that a 5% improvement in education rates would drop felonies by over a hundred thousand per year, at an overall savings to states on the order of $18 billion.
Reduce poverty. There’s a strong link between poverty and likelihood to commit crime. Education helps somewhat, but as we move to more automation (which is good!) and as our outsourcing trends continue, we will see more widespread poverty as jobs disappear. In January, for instance, there were 160,000 Uber drivers. In ten years, when driverless cars become widespread, Uber’s employment rates will plummet, their operating overhead will drop, and we’ll see more concentration of wealth. This doesn’t help to reduce poverty. There are 3.5 million truck drivers. Highway driving is a simpler problem to solve than city driving, so in ten years we’ll start seeing a lot of automated long-haul trucks. That will drop decent wage jobs that tend to support small towns throughout the country.
Institute consent education in all schools, from preschool to grad school.
Cops enforce traffic laws. Or rather, they turn breaking traffic laws into a lottery.
Driverless cars will follow traffic laws. Everyone tends to follow a compromise between safety, speed, and obeying laws. The people who tend to speed a lot also tend to buy cop detecting devices.
Regardless, traffic violations are a short-to-medium term consideration. In fifty years, driving might be illegal — or merely accompanied by so large an insurance premium as to make it unjustifiable for most people. And even today, traffic safety isn’t a police objective; traffic patrols are primarily a revenue source. Perverse incentives again. We can probably just eliminate this function entirely.
Medical first response
Police get a modicum of medical training — the median is about three days’ worth. It’s valuable to have more people in a community who have medical training and can be called on quickly to deal with medical emergencies.
I have wilderness first responder training. Everyone should have wilderness first responder training. It should be a required part of high school. We should encourage more people to become EMTs. We should have a Medical National Reserve like the Army Reserve. People who get EMT training and equipment, and they’ll occasionally be called on to handle medical emergencies nearby, but they can have other jobs.
Or we just hire more EMTs.
We could even have a draft, if necessary. I’d be much happier about drafting people as EMTs than as soldiers. It’s a high-stress job and physically demanding, so shorter terms would be better.
Enabling more complex laws
With a dedicated law enforcement staff that punishes people for violating laws, you can have more laws and more complex laws.
Ordinary citizens must be able to understand the law. They should be able to predict as much as possible and easily memorize the rest. It is a bad thing to have complex laws. But insofar as complex laws are necessary, we will employ specialist ombudspeople.
Ingesting people into prisons for cheap labor
In the United States, slavery is legal as a punishment for crimes. This is mediated through prisons, many of which are for-profit companies. Most prisoners do get paid for their work, but the rates are usurious — it’s unheard of to make even half of minimum wage as a prisoner.
The police serve as a means to induct people into prisons, largely via the “war on drugs”. They choose people who are unlikely to have resources — or relatives with resources — to object or fight back. People with zero political clout.
Prisons should not be slave barracks. Some few people need to be kept apart from the rest of the population; prisons should hold them securely and humanely. Some people commit crimes and need to be taught so they will not do so again.
Slavery could be used as a deterrent, and we could debate the effectiveness. But we’re hiding the fact that we’re using slavery, so we’re not even doing that.
We will not continue to use slavery. We will instead halt the war on drugs and try to decriminalize the nonviolent activities that are used to promote slavery.
How do we get there?
This is, unfortunately, a radical undertaking. We need it, but it’s a collection of sweeping changes, it requires us to allocate a ton of money, train a bunch of people — even getting qualified teachers will be difficult — and then we end up with a lot of former police officers who are disgruntled, probably have firearms, and probably want to prove to America that traditional policing is necessary and we’ll have anarchy without it.
One early step is a firearm buyback program and firearm restrictions. Then we need to reduce the police force’s armaments. We also need to reduce poverty in a significant way — a basic income would reduce crime and, with it, the need for police. We also need to end the war on drugs as soon as possible, forbidding for-profit prisons at the same time.
Unfortunately, legal simplifications will be outrageously difficult to enact. Laws aren’t passed just to make lives difficult; they each have their own reasons and histories. And the transition from a paid lawyer model to a public ombuds model will not be particularly well received.
We can make large inroads on the number of police and police power. It’s within our reach. It just won’t be easy.
Language is often gendered. It’s absurdly gendered. We’re eroding that a little in some places, but that’s incredibly slow.
One suggestion I’ve heard regarding gender neutral language is that authors (for instance, of philosophical articles) use their own pronouns and gender when referring to hypothetical people. This seems fair on the face of it, yes? It’s a simple rule, too.
Problem. Many fields are male-dominated. If we add that rule for fairness, then the literature will feel just as male dominated as the collection of authors. It explicitly extends the unfairness in the field to the literature under the guise of fairness.
Instead, let authors write about people of a gender that is not their own. It’s not nearly as useful to have good representation in a field’s literature than to have good representation in the authorship in that field, of course. However, it will at least get men used to hearing about women and thinking of them. It would be a tiny thing to help reduce the amount of sexism in the field. Hopefully.
In reality, this would rather easily identify an author’s gender, which is undesirable in a number of situations. A reasonably anonymous policy would use something unrelated — for instance, the entire field might rotate between masculine, feminine, and agender / genderqueer examples on an annual basis.
Anyway, this is a tiny proposal that has no way of getting any traction, but whatevs.
Chromebooks are awesome, right? A limited computer managed by a mostly-trusted company with the option of turning into a full-fledged poweruser’s laptop. Light on the specs, usually, but almost always cheap. The “cheap” and “limited” aspects mean that businesses love putting them into users’ hands — the inevitable spilt coffee matters less, and there’s far less of a chance that someone will get malware on them and into the internal network.
Business laptops mean VPNs. VPNs mean distributing ovpn client configuration files. Let’s look at how to set up a Chromebook to use a VPN, shall we?
To start off, we’ll pop up to the network settings and hit “add connection”.
Oh hey, there’s an option for OpenVPN — looks promising, but half your users haven’t even gotten this far. And now —
Sweet baby Maeve, what the hell is this?! On Linux I can just type “openvpn client.ovpn” and I’m done. On my Windows laptop I could just double-click the ovpn file. What the hell am I supposed to do with this? You’ve lost 90% of your remaining users.
Like the remaining 5%, I look it up on Google. Apparently I’m supposed to copy the <ca> tag’s contents into another file, same with the <cert> tag, and import them into the certificate store. These aren’t HTTPS certificates, and the only thing I see to install them says “HTTPS certificates”, but maybe it’ll work. So I try it and see:
Yeah. Chrome? I didn’t encrypt the file. I don’t have the key, and I don’t think you need one. You’re being stupid now.
But fine. We’ve failed in the GUI; it’s on to the command line. I hold down the Escape and Refresh keys, void my warranty, delete all my local files, wait ten minutes, and fire up the command line. Corporate customers don’t have this option, remember, and most people don’t even know about developer mode. We’re down another 95%. And success! Openvpn is installed!
chronos@localhost / $ sudo openvpn client.ovpn ~/Downloads/client.ovpn
Enter Auth Username:dhasenan
Enter Auth Password:
CHALLENGE: Enter One-Time Password
50 lines of logging
/bin/ifconfig tun0 ...
SIOCSIFADDR: No such device
SIOCSIFMTU: No such device
SIOCSIFBRDADDR: No such device
tun0: ERROR while getting interface flags: No such device
Exiting due to fatal error
At this point, you’ve lost another 90% of the people who made it this far. If you started with ten thousand, you’re left with maybe two people willing to soldier on. I’m one of them.
Now. Openvpn is starting, and it’s connecting. If you know some stuff about networking on Linux (and probably half the people who haven’t been scared off yet probably do), you know that
tun0 is a network device. Some digging online shows that ChromeOS networking is managed by a service named
shill, it kills any network device it doesn’t think should exist. That includes
/dev/net/tun0. So I hop back in the terminal, do a quick
sudo killall shill, and — nothing.
Shill is being run by upstart. Upstart is the init system that ChromeOS uses. (It took some time and effort to discover this.) On a standard Linux system using upstart, you can type
service shill stop to manually stop a service. So we do that here and… command not found.
At this point, I’m pretty much ready to give up. But I soldier on out of pure cussedness. I look through
/sbin and see some symlinks named “start”, “stop”, etc. They’re linked to
/sbin/initctl. Turns out I didn’t realize that “service” is effectively an alias to “initctl”. So I just run
sudo stop shill and —
Oh hey, I’m not online anymore.
But I run
sudo shill --help, which shows me I can just run
sudo shill --device-black-list=tun0. That gives me networking again but hides
tun0 (and therefore our VPN connection) from shill’s wrath.
Of course, this doesn’t fix everything! The openvpn command line client doesn’t set up DNS for you. So you need to find your DNS server’s IP address and manually edit
/etc/resolv.conf to search it first. (This is a failing of Linux, not specifically ChromeOS. But it’s still another hurdle.)
Putting it all together:
- Turn on developer mode (hold down Esc + F3, restart, hit Control+D).
- Open a terminal (Ctrl+Alt+T, type ‘shell’, hit enter).
sudo nano /etc/resolv.conf; add “nameserver 10.4.4.1” (replacing “10.4.4.1” with the right IP) at the top
sudo stop shill
sudo shill --device-black-list=tun0
sudo openvpn ~/Downloads/client.ovpn
- Enter username, password, OTP.
- Leave this tab in the background.
- When you’re done with the VPN, switch back to this tab and hit Ctrl+C.
And you’re done!
Now. If this set of instructions were made obvious to everyone, 99% of people wouldn’t want to void their warranty, another 80% would get lost, and out of that initial ten thousand, we’d have a full twenty who managed to get their VPN configured. As is, we probably get under 0.2% of a person for every ten thousand.
This situation is simply shameful.
If Google wanted to make this work as it should, it would be simple: maybe two days of UI work, a smidgeon of effort to copy your client file somewhere, and just shell out to the the openvpn command line client. Getting proper error messages would take some work; handling multifactor authentication would take some work; but still, assuming I was familiar with that part of ChromeOS, I could have it working in a week.
Will it ever happen?
An aside: there’s a ton of stuff in my ovpn file that has no place in the current ChromeOS VPN setup interface. I’m wondering, if I managed to plug in all the certificates and get ChromeOS to submit the right stuff, would it do the right thing? How would it know, for instance, to route 10.4.4.0/24 to the VPN instead of the local network? That information is in the ovpn file, but there’s no place in the UI to put it.